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Another One of Those Days By: Marge Holley
I never thought that I would be cooking rice for my grandson's finches in my golden years. I am also feeding parakeets, cat, fish and hamsters while the family is on vacation.The market was out of the item that I specifically went to get and needed for a recipe ...
Grannys Pet Peeves from Grannys Journal By: Marge Holley
Today's Pet Peeves:1. People who slop up the microwave and don't clean it. Granny will probably do it when she can't stand it anymore.2. People who make no left turn signal, turn in front of you, illegally, than wave their middle finger at you as you are ...
From Grannys Journal Wisdom and Humor By: Marge Holley
Over the years I have learned many bits and pieces of wisdom and knowledge. I wish to share this valuable experience. 1. Don't eat cottage cheese or spinach for lunch unless you bring a toothbrush to work with you. The same goes for eating broccoli. ...
The Game of Chance By: Marge Holley
I have spent the last several years doing research on the folly of gambling. How easy to fall into that trap. "Just one more bet and I will be even or ahead." Fifty minutes from my front door lies that mecca in the desert. An easy ...
From Grannys Journal Cats Mice and Houseguests By: Marge Holley
What is it with all the cats in the winter? Do they forget how to catch mice? They are so round and fat they look like they are going to explode, yet when you put food in front of them they eat as if they were starving. ...
Granny on Bribery Insurance Companies Daylight Savings and the Perfect Mate By: Marge Holley
Bribery can be a good thing. For one chocolate bar, my son or daughter will help me around the house. My son is 33 and my daughter is 27. For one twelve pack of pop, my son built an entire deck in my yard. For a ...
Granny Tours Brothel with a Coupon By: Marge Holley
Our trip to Nevada for a classic car show was a blast but it turned out to be more than we bargained for. We got together in the campground each day and ate quite a variety of food. One night was Dutch Oven cooking. Another night was ...
Husband Gripes from the Past By: Marge Holley
My husband, the modern man, wouldn't dream of doing anything the old-fashioned, cheap way. I, on the other hand, hold out until all else fails before I spend a dime. It's amazing that we ever agree on anything. Do we? Yes. I save money and ...
Pets Pets and More Pets By: Marge Holley
There must be a smorgasbord of mice around here. The cat has been leaving daily presents on the front mat. As I open the front door to go out and get the morning paper, if I don't look where I'm stepping, I might step on a mouse carcass.Miss ...
Grannys Almost Garden By: Marge Holley
I almost had a garden this year. Then the earwigs took over my lettuce. The grasshoppers confiscated all my zucchini and various other flying insects shared the sunflowers. The gophers leveled one row in an afternoon. They enjoyed a healthy salad. I did get one ...
From Rotary Dial To Dial Up from Grannys Journal By: Marge Holley
Wow! After only two classes, I can play games on the computer. Soon I won't ever have to leave home again. I'm going to learn to bank, order groceries, get health information, and send correspondence via the Internet. It's a whole new way of traveling. ...
Inlaws and Outlaws By: Marge Holley
I decided to enclose a funny picture with my last letter to relatives in Arizona. It was a picture of me sweeping three inches of snow off of my car at seven a.m. so I could go to work. This should amuse my sister-in-law. "Who wants to ...
Free Puppy Not a Bargain By: Marge Holley
Now we know the rest of the story. A "friend" gave us a pedigreed and papered dog worth five hundred dollars for free! She said they really didn't have the time to work with it and wanted it to go to a good home. The only catch ...
Excerpts from Grannys Journal Funny Farm By: Marge Holley
Anyone who lives in the country with a husband, children and animals needs a sense of humor.My friend, Peggy, has two sets of twins. Recently, two of her cows had twins. She warns everybody, "Don't drink the water at my house." Don't worry! I won't.We almost had ...
One of Those Days By: Marge Holley
The only piece of mail I received yesterday was from a funeral home urging me to plan ahead. Today, I got an ad trying to sell me a policy to help with my funeral expenses. What a nice birthday!One advantage of getting older is you can say things ...
Have I Ever Told You How Much I Hate People Written by Two Little Old Ladies With No Friends By: Marge Holley
People keep asking me who the other little old lady is. She must remain a mystery. Linda is her alias and she has used it many times to stay out of trouble. If I say anymore, I may blow her cover. As it is now, I ...

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